How to start fires in Ikea

For when civilisation breaks down completely and your tribe makes the very sound decision to move into Ikea.

Ikea Hacking is coming along nicely, although most of the hacks are so subtle… or professional-looking, that they’re more or less indistinguishable from the actual products. I’m not sure if that’s a compliment or not… it probably is – given that there’s probably a Regretsy-oid sister-site filled with Ikea mutants and abominations created by people trying to assemble things without looking at the instructions.