GENOMICON

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> Cool. Why has it got eight wheels?

+ Because there’s a motor on each wheel – 8 motors.

> Ok… but… why do you need 8 motors?

+ Because that’s how many wheels there are.

> Right…

+ And it goes at 370 km an hour. The acceleration is so fast that if you put your foot down, you’ll leave your eyeballs, your testicles and your donald-trump toupee sitting on the pavement 100s of yards behind you.

> Is that why you need so many wheels?

+ Partly.

> Can I have one with 3 wheels that only goes at 185km an hour? The traffic in London is slower than walking speed anyway.

+ No.

> I mean why did you even make one that goes this fast? It’s a bit like making a pair of size 80 shoes, or a sofa that you can’t fit in your living room isn’t it? It’s a bit like eating something bigger than your head.

+ fuck off and go away.

> and it looks a bit like a citroen doesn’t it? One of the older ones from The Day of The Jackal… not that recent crap one… the original one.

+ no it doesn’t. Fuck off, you’re annoying me now.

> Yes it does… it looks like an 8 wheeled citroen.

+ Fuck off, fuck off, fuck off.

(etc etc, repeat ad. naus.)