Hasslebots : The Milkers of Human Kindness

Don’t push your luck sunshine.

Another one of those robots that gets from A to B by asking strangers for directions


Yea, nice one. It’s endearing the first time. Bless etc. Restores your faith in human nature dunnit. But the sixth time? The twentieth?

Eventually people are going to deliberately send these things over cliffs or under buses. Get them into fights with each other. Get into fights with them themselves. I know I would if they kept hassling me. Hasslebots, that’s what they are. Potentially. Drive you up the wall.