Like God must feel when he’s holding a gun

(from altnytterfarlig.tumblr.com)

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“Iraqi Freedom Minute”?

Really? Is that really what you honestly believe?

Is it possible for an empire to stupid itself to death?

Unbefuckinglievable. Still, there it is. The touch-screen interface is much nicer and more together looking than the 1980s style version that the real “Iraqi Freedom Fighters” use, safe in their offices in Nevada.

It’d be like shooting thunderbolts out of your fingers. Everything’s a simulation. Nothing is real.