GENOMICON

It is the 100th anniversary of Futurism, and entirely artificial art movement and a prototype for large-scale branding exercises ever since.

Any prophecy worth making is self-fulfilling.

We’ve got a long way to go to get further away.

Another genre of pseudo-paleofuturism which I never knew existed, but which seem to have quite a niche…

… and who could resist a “Table Clock with Plunky Dunks”? Amazing.

There’s also a blog devoted to Da Vinci Automata, and a Clockpunk Flickr group… actually Flickr is morphing from a photosharing site to a photo search-engine… similar to the way Youtube is now kindof about search. Second biggest search engine on the web apparently.

All of which was inspired by this :

Which is real. A Gunpowder Flask Sundial Compass Watch from the 16th Century which is part of this fairly cool (well early on, I can’t help but feel it skipped a lot of the 20th century. Where are the Jetpacks? Where are the exploding pens?) set of photos of the history of spy gadgets

My favourites though (because I am a creature of starlight etc) are Nocturelabes – nocturnal sundials:

from a fairly cool site about the Medici and Science which has all sorts of other wondrous gadgets.

I love the fact that these are still being made. Technology never dies… it just becomes uncited. Unlinked.

Click on this then, go on, I dare you.

I’ve been trying to get round to this one for a while – but it’s too big for a single post etc.

from: Going to the Opera in the Year 2000 (1882)

For a while now I’ve been interested in predictions from yesteryear… and how clangingly wrong they tend to be. Although I’ve got this vague theory that “everything comes true in the end, but hardly ever in the way you think”… almost everything turns out to be flat wrong – one of my favourites is a 70s sci fi program called UFO – which has sexy space chicks, and people drink at work and everyone seems to smoke all the time:

One of the things I like best about it is the way the main guy still uses a sliderule. There was simply no concept of calculators yet. 10 years after this program was made, I had a calculator on a watch.

Recently William Gibson said that he was no longer going to write Science Fiction, because things are no longer stable enough to make reasonable predictions… which is kindof fair enough, but then he was pretty good at it.

Other people not so much… in fact there seems to be an entire industry based around designing things that are never going to be made. Watches, usually, but often there are bikes and submarines etc… weapons… all the same obsessions that gripped people 150 years ago. Some of these are really quite amazing…

from: yankodesign

… but they ain’t real, and they ain’t ever going to be made, although maybe they serve as some sort of market-research… the comments often fill up with “where can I buy these”. Well, for the watches. Maybe it’s “directional” like fashion sometimes is… or maybe it’s just a celebration of bright ideas… or maybe it’s cynically selling advertising by flashing impossible products in front of a people who have so massively bought into inbuilt obsolescence that they’ve literally sold their futures to buy a present that will already be out of date before they’ve even unwrapped it… in fact aren’t Star-Wars figurines worth more if they’re still in the packaging?

The Future. There’s a lot of it about – and it’s almost always wrong… usually because people miss the social ramifications and powerful catalyst-technologies like cell-phones or contraceptives.

Anyway, there it is. Paleo-futurism part one.

Following on from The Toy Phase, The Weapons Phase and Happiness is a Warm Meme (which was actually about replica movie-weapons), comes this:

An Alien Gun, for killing Aliens of the type that turned up the movie, Aliens, and they’re the worst kind. Naturally, a photographic build-history is supplied on the site from wence this thing sprang, which seems to specialise in making the weapons from Sci-Fi films.
Toys as Weapons, Weapons as toys etc. Blurrier and blurrier.

This naturally (sortof) segues into this:

Where someone has designed and actually built their own spaceship, though I don’t think it actually goes.

Still, at least it’s kindof physical, and looks incredibly cool… something that NASA failed to achieve recently when it released a series of “future-vehicle” concepts…

… which to me look for all the world like paleo-futuristic-visions from the 1950s.

I haven’t written about paleo-futurism yet… but I will, I will.